You have all the intense & meaningful dreams. For once I have my own. 90% of my dreams I don't remember, the 10% I do remember are generally very mundane and boring (I'm walking around in the woods or I meet a girl i've never seen for lunch then wake up). So here it is...
I'm at a farm in the middle of nowhere. There is a farmer with his hot daughter. I ask the farmer if I can marry his daughter. He says no, but that I can sleep with her if I can cross the bog. [Scene shift] we are in a swamp/bog, it's covered in fog and small islands with dead trees and looks like Yoda's home planet from 'Empire Strikes Back/Return of the Jedi'. I'm on a small island with misty darky bubbling water all around me. The farmer is on one island and his daughter on another. The farmer is still wearing overhalls, no shirt, a straw hat and a pitch fork. He says I can sleep with his daughter if I can cross the bog to her without touching the water. I jump from island to island narrowly missing stepping in the bog. After a while I finally jump to the island she is on and then I wake up.
That sucks man. If it makes you feel any better I also never get the girl at the end either or if I do they turn into an ex-girlfriend and I wake up pissed off. Good luck next time.
2 comments:
haha thanks man. She was hot too. Bummer.
Next time.
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